..and I thought I was so good,
How evil are you?
stolen from the very unevil Winkelsen.
Also to be seen at the site of purest evil, der Zinger.
..and I thought I was so good,
erdacht von Lars um Thursday, February 21, 2008
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22 comments:
Hey, soulmate - I'm twisted, too. :)
I really AM evil ;-)
the strange thing is, that i really didn´t fake it, you know my answers were absolute honest i like beef and rock music and i´d rather be a lawyer than a priest ... muahhahhahha " no one expects the spanish inquisition"
Grouch, I think twistwed is a good thing.
Clamix, I can't imagine that evil is so bad, except in the case of...
...Zing, the guys who make the decisions on what constitues evil must be using the american religious rightwing handbook of evil. You knew that hitting the button for hard rock was sending you straight to hell;^D
What do you think sent ME to hell then?
I couldn;t resist when I saw this at Mr Quintus. Is curiosity evil, too?
Jekylla, curiosity did kill the cat, i would venture to guess that it's evil. I'm also pretty sure that in the handbook for the hellbound there is a whole chapter dedicated to the inherent evils of being curious about things like sex and science.
And here you completely explained my result.
"Handbook for the Hellbound" - I want one!!
Jekylla, Zing probably has a few extra copies lying around, he is, after all, the Author.
...and since i am the author of that little nice handbook, i charge at least one soul per copy! ... dear Jekylla i don´t even care who´s soul ... but i prefer those of little innocent kittens ... ;)
Oh my, pure evil has taken up residence in my blog! Help!
It was only a matter of time.
May I introduce my real self?
MacEvil. Lucretia MacEvil.
Pleased to meet you, hope you get my name ;-)
Mr. Zing, I have a respectable choice of souls available, only the kitten department is not too well sorted. I try to meet you expectations asap.
OOOhhh Lucretia, das ist doch böse.
Es scheint, Sie befinden sich hier in teuflischer Gesellschaft, wenn ich mich so umsehe. Mit Ihrem Posting oeffneten Sie Pandora's Box. ;-)
And Jekylla writes the 13th comment,
(spooky music plays quietly in the background).
Let me guess, does it sound a little bit like this?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y
That's it exactly.
Sweet dreams ;-)
Lucretia... that definitely rings a bell ... that was a shakespear play where she got raped or something like that ... anyway 3 standard kitten souls should do, after all it´s only a handbook, without a proper training you will go nowhere.
And now Lars let´s focus on the tasks at hand ...conquer the world!!!
Maybe Canada wasn´t a good choice when chossing my weapons *laughs*
Lucretia... that definitely rings a bell ... that was a shakespear play where she got raped or something like that ... anyway 3 standard kitten souls should do, after all it´s only a handbook, without a proper training you will go nowhere.
And now Lars let´s focus on the tasks at hand ...conquer the world!!!
Maybe Canada wasn´t a good choice when chossing my weapons *laughs*
Mr Zing, there are a lot of clues to Lucretia.
We have Lucrezia Borgia, the famous poisoneress of Italy. Then we have Lucretia MacEvil, out of a song from Blood(!), Sweat and Tears.
And finally of course "The Rape of Lucrece" by the admirable William S., but she definitely is more holy than evil, considered what she did to pass through as honorable woman.
And now it's your choice to sort it out. :-)
Three kittens is a good deal, when the instruction course is included. I am always open to new inspirations.
I only knew about the Borgia woman, and a gal from Arvada, Wyoming.
Choosing Canada as a weapon for the conquering of the world is maybe only just a little bit better than choosing Switzerland or Denmark.
If you're trying for world domination you're going to have to do better than that Zing.
@ Jekylla: ...hmmm Blood, Sweat and Tears i have heard of them but i have to admit i don´t know the song, be sure i will choose, besides we have a deal!
@Lars: Why conquering something that already belongs to me ;) i´m just trying to prevent that others are taking it away! I rule by dividing and leaving the people the impression that they have a choice, but sometimes some of those idiots think they can overthrow me. And if i really had to chose a weapon, well a katana would do for me for i really know how to handle it ;)so my real answer was of course the sword.
But i think we should settle this down for now ... besides i have to go to bed, it´s a full time job to rule the world, you know?
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