Anybody up for a blonde joke?

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little
red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer
who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your
picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the
mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't
realize you were a cop.'

(I've said it before, and I'll say it again, "I'm glad that I'm just a very light brunette and not a dark blonde.")


tyndra said...


Anonymous said...

Great! *loooooooooooooooooool*

Monokel said...


Günter said...


Pathologe said...

The female cop passes the driving licence on to her blonde, male colleague for further checking. The colleague gives it back and says: "Sorry, but next time take your own. This is your husband's licence."

Lars said...

@Patahloge, ganz möglich auch.

@ Günter, Monokel, Stefan und Tyndra, :D

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! I knew that already - but it's great still :)))

Lars said...

Judy, bisher war es mir nicht bekannt. glaube das es ist jetzt mein lieblings Witz, besonderes mit Herrn Pathologes Erweiterung.

Anonymous said...

Stimmt ROFL!