From the search engines

* männer zwei dinge auf einmal
Uhm, are they asking if men are two things at once or are they asking if we can do two things at once, multitasking. In either case, yes, of course.
* lars nude
First off, there are pictures in existence of Lars swimming in the creek and stuff without clothes. second, no, they will never appear on this blog. Third, who are you and should we meet for a beer?
* wie sagt turkey aud deutsch
turkey the country or turkey the feast? Türkei and der Puter or der Truhthahn
* what is ich bin fleissig in englisch
I'm busy, don't bother me with such questions.
* gay opas
Yes, they do exist.
* mein onkel machte mich zum gay
Look kiddo, you're either gay or not, no one can "make" you gay, not even your uncle. And if this means what I think it means, you should maybe talk to a counselor. And if you were underage and the statute of limitations is still in effect, put the pervert in jail!