Monday

Christmahanakwanzolstice

via JMG.

To My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.
To My Republican and Independent Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2010.

6 comments:

Zing said...

somehow it seems harder to be a democrat every now and then :)

Frau Vau said...

Lach.... das ist genial!!!

Lars said...

Zing und Frau Vau, ja, man/n muss Heutztage seine Wörter gut bewehren ;D

Lily said...

omfg. Hieß es nicht immer, die Deutschen seien kompliziert?

Lars said...

Lily, it seems to be a vicious circle, the more politically correct the majority tries to be, the more hyper-sensitive the minorities become. It's become impossible to even tell a joke;D

Anonymous said...

A merry christmas and a happy new year Lars! Even if the climat is geting warmer we are enjoying a white christmas here in the artics.

/ Ulf