Christmahanakwanzolstice

via JMG.

To My Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

To My Republican and Independent Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2010.

Panfreundlich

Too lazy to post, so...

... what do a man and a floor have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years to come.

Happy Thanksgiving!

I have the next 4 days off. eating and napping are definitely on the agenda.

P.S. Turducken

Johannes Schlüter

Frau Vivaldi hat mich erinnert das es gab Mal ein deutscher Bush Pilot.

Schaut Mal Hier.

God prefers atheists

Click on cartoon to enlarge.

American politics

The new election lampoon from Jibjab.

Ach! Schwuliberts....

Vorher;

G. " Es gibt noch ein rattenloch im Garten, kannste nicht Falle aufstellen?

Lars. "Nej, nej. das tue ich nicht wegen Puppy.

G. "Also denn , Gift?

Lars. "Naja, das tue ich denn, aber nur wo Puppy kann es nicht ankommen."

Heute;

Puppy machte mich wieder aufmerksam das es gab was ins Teich, noch Mal eine Ratte, diesmal junger, und noch nicht tot. Mit Netze ausgefischt.

G. "was machste denn jetzt?

Lars. "Ich töte sie"

G. "Aber nein, du kannst das nicht, sie lebt noch."

Lars. "Denn Was!!!??

G. "Gib sie mir und öffne der Tor.

Lars. "Kannst aber sie nicht ins Nachbars garten freilassen."

G. Nu denn, was soll ich tun?'

Lars. "Ach! Werf sie denn auf die Strasse."

G. (kommt zurück) "Ich könnte sie gar nicht ins Strassen werfen, Hoffentlich wäre es nicht T. eine grosse Sache das ich sie in seine Garten freigelassen habe."

Ich sag es Euch, Schwuliberts!? (Kopfschuttel)

Anybody up for a blonde joke?

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little
red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer
who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your
picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the
mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't
realize you were a cop.'


(I've said it before, and I'll say it again, "I'm glad that I'm just a very light brunette and not a dark blonde.")